You Are That GIrl I Met At A Party, Flirted With For Twenty To Thirty Minutes, Added On Facebook, And Never Talked To Or Saw Ever Again
Every day. Every day I see you in my newsfeed. Or in my Chat list. I see you, <name redacted>. I see that green dot next to your name. Do you remember me? I ALMOST remember you. What was it, three years ago? I had a girlfriend, and you were the only girl at the party that I didn’t know. I thought you looked like Tina Fey with those glasses, but I was also wearing glasses that night. Glasses MADE OF BEER. You were a friend of a friend, and I wanted to be your friend too. But why? To save you for later? For a time when we were both single? To keep you neatly in my little virtual world of friends in case you showed up in my actual world again? God, what’s become of us? I feel like we’re strangers. BECAUSE WE ARE.
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believe this is why facebook...invented? The Social Network anyone?
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This is pretty much true...facebook friends. Time to clean house! -Posted by Jenna
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that happens? :(
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goodness. Awesome. And awkward. Which are what
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The College Years
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